I munch your popcorn. I munch it up.

Someone who thinks too much.

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coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

(via owynsama)

Filed under *SNORTS*

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Today we got our internet upgraded and fibre-optic digital cable. Dad came home early to help out.

Dude who showed up to install it had nice arms and his name was Livingstone. (Yes, I did the “Doctor Livingstone” joke.)

Since the internet was out while the guy was upgrading it, Sister and I went to Dairy Queen for lunch.

So now we have new internet and a new digital cable setup. Not a bad day.

Filed under A Day in the Life of Twyx

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grinderman2:

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frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

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