I munch your popcorn. I munch it up.

Someone who thinks too much.

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mercerism:

let’s take a moment to appreciate some of the pokedex entries for ghost pokemon.

haunter

gengar

banette

shedinja

misdreavus

sableye

dusclops

dusknoir

drifloon

spiritomb

lampent

chandelure

yamask

cofagrigus

*bonus: mummification process

I was reading these and started to realize just how freaky Ghost Pokemon were…

Then I got to Drifloon, and creepy levels dropped pretty fast.

(via shiraae)

Filed under Gets dragged around when it tries to take people to the underworld It's like the Jessie James and Meowth of Ghost Pokemon Poor little thing.

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Choose a letter and find the weirdest thing in your tumblr tags?

tayloki:

fivedayslater:

dragonsigma:

B “because yggdrasil”

H “hey look i come up with crazy thngs while reading tvtropes at 11 at night.”


Next person do T and K

T “topless victorian ladies swordfighting”

K “kairi join roxas and me in wonderland”

Next person gets O and D

O “ONE DAY JUST SIGNING DAMAGED BOOKS WON’T BE ENOUGH. ONE DAY WE’LL BE STANDING AROUND A PARSNIP-SOUP STAINED AND HALF-SHREDDED COPY OF GOOD OMENS AND NEIL GAIMAN WILL BE THE ONE THAT PUT IT THERE” (this wasn’t mine though, it was from a reblog)

D “dat alpacass”

Next person gets Q and B

Q “Question is: Who was driving?”

B “But really I tend to expect Canada to be the one to put a drill to America’s head as opposed to Germany” (Well, it was either this or “BOLLYWOOD IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT”

Next person gets C and S

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tayloki said: bison meat? wassit taste like? most exotic I’ve had is duck XD (though I think I’ve had bison pate…) and DEAR GO PING PONG BALL LAUNCHER EVERYONE RUN

It’s actually pretty good, it’s not drastically different from beef but it’s pretty awesome.

MWAHAHAHA FEAR THE PING PONG BALLS!!! >8D

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News in Britain:
Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada:
Moose on the loose downtown
News in America:
Cannibal eats man's face
Britain:
wat.
News in America:
Man throws intestines at police
Britain:
wat
News in America:
Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada:
Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain:
Shit Canada.
America:
You fucked up.

Filed under Don't forget the snuff film ... Wait what?

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IN WHICH I DESCRIBE A HETALIA HEADCANON

invisibleinnocence:

gaycountries-in-my-ass:

The entire Hetalia Anime feels like a mock-documentary.

The way the ‘camera’ jerks/unfocuses(like it’s a handcamera being manhandled) and the way the characters seem to introduce themselves make me think of The Office in a way. 

America and France, of course, playing off of the fact that they’re right in front of the Camera. Given the Bishonen game of ‘Bite the rag while crying frivilously about how I wasn’t invited’ that Francis played (including dramatic lighting) and Alfred/Gilbert’s constant self-advertisement of  how heroic and awesome he is shows a little more over-the-top than the way they act in the webcomic. 

Also, given how old and rickety some ‘footage’ was during flashbacks, it seems like a plausable idea.

If I may, I’d like to use an example from Sealand’s introduction.

You see footage of him running around his land while he narrates it(in a voiceover) as if they took him off to the side to interview him before videotaping what he was doing and just clipping the sound from the interview over that footage.

Sort of how, in The Office, you’ll hear Jim explain in an interview how his pranks on Dwight work while we see said prank in the act.

You can assume that the company who made the video on German mannerisms(whose ‘ad’ was shown halfway through the show) is further proof of this.
 

Also, the Narrator. They’re obviously the one making the documentary in an attempt to show everyone something about the nations. (Maybe they’re a nation, themself, as well, IDK, that’s up for you to think about)

Yes, okay, that’s is all.

I was just thinking of something exactly like this???

… DUDE. THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

Filed under Everything makes sense and nothing hurts Adding this to personal headcanon file cabinet now Headcanon

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blackbutlerofficial:

CAPTION THIS.
We’ve provided the image, now you guys chime in with your proposed captions. Add your caption by commenting in a re-blog, or including your own image reply. Let’s just try to keep things TV14 on the captions please. :)
We’ll give you guys over the weekend, and then we’ll announce who has the bragging rights for best caption this time around. ^_~

“… Well, now I’m going to have to have every tea cosy in the mansion incinerated. Lovely. “

blackbutlerofficial:

CAPTION THIS.

We’ve provided the image, now you guys chime in with your proposed captions. Add your caption by commenting in a re-blog, or including your own image reply. Let’s just try to keep things TV14 on the captions please. :)

We’ll give you guys over the weekend, and then we’ll announce who has the bragging rights for best caption this time around. ^_~

“… Well, now I’m going to have to have every tea cosy in the mansion incinerated. Lovely. “